Reclaiming my bathroom time by Mrs. Taylor

I remember when bathroom time was private time. I would go pottie, think about life, relax, have a moment all to myself. Then I got a phone. You prolly thought I was talking about having kids, but no. I am talking about texting, fb, internet... We have invited the whole world to where NOBODY should be allowed. I betcha $100 you do the same thing. It doesn't matter what bathroom your in either: home, work, your mom's, doctor's office, restaurants, wherever. I for sure as heck wouldn't actually want a live human being standing in the bathroom talking to me, so that's why I am reclaiming my bathroom time.

So, good bye world! I'm taking back what's mine.