No cuts, no butts, a few coconuts by Mrs. Taylor

I wanted to congratulate those, who on purpose, speed up just enough, so I can't merge in front of their vehicle. To you friend, I say, well done!

I too, live an extremely busy life and I realize, that by letting one car merge in front of me, really is the difference between being one second early and being one second late. You are an example to all, as you show off your great concentration skills by staring straight ahead in an effort to pretend you didn't see the merge or me, in my 3,230 pound killing machine. Remarkable!

You are probably the same guy who flies by me going 80, in a 40, that I smoothly drive by, just as the red light you are stuck at turns green. Win!