Lost and Found by Mrs. C

Lost: Two adorable, sweet kids--a cute boy, age 23mo, who goes by the name of Evan, and a beautiful girl, age 4, who goes by the name of Jadyn. Both kids seemed to have vanished sometime between Friday night and Saturday morning. Evan is known for lots of smiles and talks a lot. Evan is known to wear supercute t-shirts with funny sayings that seem to fit him perfectly like "Monkeying Around" and "Always Hungry". He loves balls and cars, and he especially loves Toy Story. Evan was looking forward to his 2nd birthday party, because he was going to eat "Buzz and Woody cake." Jadyn is very girly and enjoys singing and dancing. She loves to wear dresses on a daily basis and to have her nails painted. Both kids are extremely lovable and often give hugs and kisses and express their love. They never fight, and they are great listeners! If found, please feed and then return to their parents, Amanda and Jeremy Converse. They are extremely distraught over this loss and can not wait til the day they are reunited with their two kids.

Found: Two stray kids--one boy, approximately 2yrs of age, who has a high pitched scream, claims to go by the name of Evan, and one girl who whines a lot, states she is 4yrs and is named Jadyn. Found Saturday morning in beds that did not belong to them.
The boy appears to lack any sharing skills, and he is always dirty. He peed on the floor 3 times within 5 minutes of going to the bathroom. During the course of the day, he threw sand several times, stepped on Jadyn's head, and screamed. Jadyn whines a lot, and she has had trouble with appropriate play with Evan (pushing, shoving, ripping toys from his hands, etc.). She has tattled numerous times throughout the day. Both kids have participated in almost never ending bickering. They required meals and snacks several times throughout the day. They claim to be Jadyn and Evan, the missing children of Amanda and Jeremy Converse, though on identification, Mrs. Converse denied the children, stating that her children "were perfect angels and had no such negative behaviors." It is suspected that they have been "child swapped" with alien children from Mars, as recent reports have shown alien interest in human children with exceptional behavior. The children are available immediately for pick up. No identification needed.